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Cathy the Bagg Lady:
Miracles from conception to birth and on….
My mom gave birth six times. Her first, Bobby, was probably unplanned. The conception of my parent’s first child forced a wedding. My grandparents were embarrassed and displeased, their teenaged children were going to have a baby. Marriage was a requirement especially in the 1950′s. Bobby died shortly after his birth.
My grandparents were relieved. Now an annulment was in order and the embarrassment could be simply washed away.
But God and my parents had different plans. I was planned! I kept my parents married!
My mom carried me for eleven months, as the story goes. What seems medically true is my mother mom conceived, miscarried, and quickly got pregnant again.
My four younger siblings were all conceived while mom used various types of birth control. All of my brothers and sisters fought the odds and were born healthy and loved.
I am the only child my parents planned! I’m happy I beat the odds Anna wrote about.
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No, I’m not saying the lead singer of Nickelback saved my life. I’m talking a literal douche here, people.
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My mind is continuously blown by the existence of life.
Think about it. It’s estimated that the chances of you being you – is 1 in 400 quadrillion. QUADRILLION. My brain doesn’t even comprehend that type of number.
Put more simply – the odds that you even exist at all are basically zero.
We beat those kinds of odds, people. Don’t tell me you’re not freaking special.
Which is why I feel like it’s some type of poetic justice that a humor writer like myself exists thanks to one awkward and arguably not really necessary feminine hygiene product – Massengill spring fresh douche.
Allow me to elaborate.
I’m the baby in my family. My sister is 10 years older and my brother is 5. My mom was mentally done having children after my brother…
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